There are two important truths to glean from this past week’s news: women are slowly taking over the world and movie stars are idiots.
Ladies first.
The University of Texas has released the results of yet another study destined to make women want to heave themselves off the Empire State Building. Previous research done by the school suggested curvy women never marry and beautiful women cheat. Now, they’re rehashing the “successful women have fewer mates available to them and thus will end up sad and alone” baloney.
Nowadays, the study says, women far outnumber men in American colleges by 57 and 43 percent respectively. When they enter the workforce, women also make more money. This has created a “boy crisis” and an “imbalance that tips relationship power in the direction of the men. Instead of men competing for women, today women feel like they must compete for men.” Since all men supposedly want is sex, young gals are offering easily accessible booty to bait them. Consequently, men aren’t buying the cow when they can get the milk for free.
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