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I was in the middle of my morning routine — shower, makeup, blow-dry hair, prance around to whatever’s on my iTunes while getting dressed, coffee — when The Kid unexpectedly popped his head into my door.

“Could you please lower that? It’s horrible!”

It was Madonna’s “Like a Prayer.” It was far from horrible. But as I started to hit the volume button on my laptop, something horrible happened.

I flashed a boob at my kid. Accidentally, of course. The towel slipped, and …

“Uh …” we said simultaneously, equally
embarrassed.

He left the room immediately, but I’m pretty sure he spent the rest of day thinking exactly what I was thinking: “Ew!”

I called Sara as soon as I got to work.

“I had the worst morning ever.”

“Did your espresso machine break again?”

“No, this was waaay worse.”

“Are you going to tell me, or turn this into some David Lean multihour epic?”

“I flashed a boob at Trent.”

“What?”

“By accident. I had a, uh, wardrobe malfunction.”

“So what? He’s breast-fed, for goodness sake. Been there, done that.”

“Yes, but not for like 16 years!”

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