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https://bit.ly/3nRyPsd If I wasn't so drunk, I'd take her home, but it isn't my intention to take any girls home tonight. I have to wake up at 6 AM for work. I leave with VK. Panini's. More girls trying to talk to me. Everywhere I go. This damn rubber ducky floatie is a fucking chick magnet. We leave. Another girl stops me. I talk to her, as we make our way to Flying Pizza... Yet Another Sara (that I picked up before): "Assanova!" We talk... Yet Another Sara: "I wanna hang out with you this summer!" Me: "You won't even be on campus." Yet Another Sara: "I wanna come visit you." Me: "Uhhh, I deleted your number from my phone." Yet Another Sara: "WHY!!!?" Me: "I don't really call you." She calls me on the spot and gives me her number again. Tells me not to delete it... Girls: "Look, it's a guy with a duck!" I talk to her. Excuse myself. I really just wanna eat and pass out. Makes me take more pictures. Walking with VK. I see a toned Italian girl walk by me... Me: "She's kinda fat." Just loud enough so that she would hear me. She stops about ten feet behind me... Italian: "What did you say!?" Yup, got to her. She comes back towards me. We talk, she laughs. Her friend is trying to pull her away, but she is shooing her off every time. Likes me. I don't want her number. I'm sure she'll notice me again. VK looks at me... VK: "What should I have done?" Me: "Took care of her friend." |
